Top 6 Kiddo Quotes Of The Week

Now they're both doing it-- saying the darnedest things.  Ah well, it makes blogging easier....

1. (LM to a bald stranger who came to the door): "Did you get a haircut?"

2. (Ruby Jane to a table full of seniors at one of her grandma's senior center events):  "I'm going through puberty!"

3. (After I had searched all over the school looking for Ruby Jane):

LM: "Did you find her?"

Me: "Yes."

LM: "Well, is she dead or alive?"

Me: (bemused) "Alive."

LM: (as if he's surprised by the news) "Oh, good!"

4. LM: "I'm not going to eat my vitamin, I'm going to make it a friend.  C'mon, walk with me, Vitamin!" (Then proceeds to take his new friend on a jaunt around the living room.)

5. LM: "I'm glad I have a penis."

(Okay....  I'm so happy for you??)

6. (After scolding the kids and hearing Ruby Jane protest I was being harder on her than LM.)

Me: "Ruby Jane, you're nine.  I expect more from you."

Ruby: (who just turned 9 two weeks ago) "But I don't know how to be nine yet, I'm experimenting!"

Life is never dull, I'll tell ya that much!  Have a wonderful weekend, everyone.