Soft, Sweet And Delicious

I'm talking about muffins here. No, not the kind you eat. The kind that sits above your waistband. And I have an extraordinary muffin top going right now!

I've decided that if the extra flab is called a "spare tire", then suddenly the whole notion sounds extremely undesirable-- but who doesn't like muffins for Pete's sake? In fact, if I didn't already have a muffin top, I might be inclined to get one. A blueberry one. Costco-size.

Or maybe I'm still just trying to make myself feel better about the vacation weight I have yet to lose....

Nah!