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Correct me if I'm wrong, but zinc lozenges are supposed to help ward off colds, right? 'Cause the kind I got would be more aptly named "colon cleanse". So if anyone would like some thoroughly gut-wrenching, enema-like action, just let me know! I've got the perfect thing for you to suck on. (Fast-acting, too-- you'll be running for the pot before the lozenge is even dissolved. Call me!)