6 Quotes....

LM has truly been full-of-it lately.  Better than TV!  And Ruby Jane....  Let's just say she recently uttered a beaut that, sadly, is completely unpostable.  (If you're terribly curious just email me.)

1. LM: (upset that his father had confiscated a certain toy due to misuse) "Mom, you shouldn't have got that husband!"

2. (After I'd made the popcorn that LM had requested for his snack): "Maybe I made a little mistake-- I don't like popcorn, Mom."

3. (LM spots three girls who are all gussied-up for prom and approaches them, grinning ear-to-ear, and suavely calls): "Hey, ladies!"  

(This gets their smiling attention, and thus encouraged, LM drops his line): "You look pretty, ladies."  

(He is rewarded with giggles and thanks.  Lord, help me!)

4. (LM was repeatedly getting into an item not "approved" for his usage, and so I threatened to hide it from him): "But I'm a good sniffer-outter, Mom."

5. Tiff: "How tall are you?"

LM: "I don't know."

Tiff: "Do you think you're as tall as me?"

LM: "Let's measure!"

(They stood face-to-face to measure.)

Tiff: "Oh...you're not quite as tall as me."

LM: "I'm as tall as your boobs!"

6. Ruby Jane: (as she was prepping my toes for a pedicure) "Gosh, woman, your cuticles are huge!"

(Ah, yes, what mom hasn't heard her 9-year old daughter say that?)

Bonus:

This sort of thinking just makes a parent gush with pride....

Ruby Jane: "I'd like to get an easy job where I get paid A LOT!"

(Ummm...if you find one, let me know....)